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do you ever just think about mountain dew

I mean look at it

that dew could be from anything on the mountain

it could be goat piss

they could be selling us sugary, hyperactive mountain goat piss in a bottle　

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“There have been about 514 Leap Years since Caesar created it in 45BC. Without the extra day every 4 years, today would be July 28, 2013. Also, the Mayan calendar did not account for leap year…so technically the world should have ended 7 months ago.”

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My dad and I were talking about the Harry Potter movies and books and he realized something. He said it was ironic how everyone thought before there were going to be seven movies, but there ended up being eight. Just like the pieces of Voldemorts soul. There were supposed to be seven, but there ended up being eight...

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